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Monthly Archives: June 2012

Smudge

30 Saturday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in dog, friends, Life, Musings, pets, relationships, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 16 Comments

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dog, happiness, life, musings, thoughts

My collie is called Smudge. She’s mostly black, but has white paws, chest, chin, neck, belly and the tiniest dab on top of her head, as if she’s brushed against some wet paint: hence the name. I didn’t want another dog, but after eight months of my wife mourning our previous collie Molly, I capitulated and bought Smudge. She was a little charmer right from the start. If you held her against your chest, she would snuggle into your neck whilst issuing groans of pleasure and sweet puppy smells.
There were a few surprises along the way. Smudge had huge paws for a puppy. Everyone who saw her said she was going to be a big dog. Eight years on, she’s actually very small for a collie but she still has big paws. As is common with collies, Smudge was desperate to be trained from a very early age. Although she seemed keen to please, she was either too giddy or just didn’t understand what we wanted. The first eighteen months were a nightmare: trashed carpets, furniture, wallpaper, shit everywhere. We even had to buy a cage for her: we were at our wits end. Then, almost overnight, everything just clicked into place, and she was well behaved. Now she can learn quite complex games and commands in next to no time.
Although Smudge is ostensibly Maeve’s dog and it’s Maeve who walks, grooms and feeds her, Smudge is definitely mine. When we come home, Smudge shoves Maeve out of the way to get to me. Although Smudge is obedient when she’s with Maeve, when we’re together she demands a second opinion on any Maeve instruction. Maeve can find this rather frustrating on occasion.
What really sets Smudge apart from other dogs I’ve owned or known is her sweet nature. She really is a joy to be with and never fails to brighten my day.

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Bankers

29 Friday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in Banks, economics, Fine, Fraud, FSA, Law, Life, Musings, Politics, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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economics, life, musings, thoughts

Much furore about Barclays’ fraudulent manipulation of the interbank lending rate and the £300m fine. What is much less publicised is what happens to the fine. Apparently, it goes into the FSA’s coffers. Fair enough, you might say. Except that the banks and other financial institutions are liable for the FSA’s bills. So the net effect is that the fine reduces the bank’s indebtedness to the FSA i.e. they take it with one hand and give it back with the other. Does that seem an appropriate punishment for dishonesty on a global scale? I think not.

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Bingo

27 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in Bingo, Class, Entertainment, Gambling, Life, Musings, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 11 Comments

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life, musings, thoughts

My wonderful wife went to play bingo with a friend last night. This is her first forray into the bingo world.  I am happy that she’s out enjoying herself but I feel a certain unease. Bingo occupies a definite place in U.K. culture. The tradition is that it’s entertainment for old, working-class women. (The flaps of fat that some old ladies develop behind their upper arms are affectionately known as “bingo wings” as a result.)
Bingo is a game of utterly no skill whatsoever.  Maybe that’s the attraction: the excitement of a possible win, without the need to engage one’s brain?  So is my enease just a case of snobbery?  I am tempted to think it is.

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Wimbledon Etiquette

26 Tuesday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in Life, Musings, Sport, tennis, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Wimbledon

≈ 15 Comments

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andy roddick, life, musings, sports, tennis, thoughts, wimbledon

Andy Roddick is playing a first round match at Wimbledon this evening. He shows his class when he addresses a ball-boy thus: “Towel now!”

I think I’d take a set off him for that.

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Diagnosis

24 Sunday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in health, Humour, joke, Life, Musings, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 8 Comments

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health, humour, joke, life, medicine, musings, thoughts

The doctor said “You’ve got hypochondria”.
I said “Oh no, not that as well”.

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Moments

23 Saturday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, Life, Musings, relationships, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 20 Comments

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life, musings, relationships, sex, thoughts

Fleeting moments, so cherished.
Wonderful words, carefully chosen.
Time from your day, gracefully given.
The tilt of your nose entices me so.

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Record Shop

22 Friday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in Humour, joke, Life, music, Musings, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 20 Comments

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doors, fire blanket, humour, joke, life, Music, musings, thoughts

I walked in and asked “What have you got by The Doors?”.
The assistant answered “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket”.

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Hope versus expectation.

21 Thursday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, economics, Life, Musings, relationships, Respect, self-image, Sex, Temptation, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 7 Comments

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beauty, behaviour, life, love, marriage, musings, relationships, sex, thoughts

I hope Natalie Imbruglia is going to invite me round tonight but I don’t expect she will. We all like to fantasize, dream, allow our imaginations to run riot from time to time. I think this is healthy and maybe a necessary precursor for change.

Also, it is eminently reasonable to have expectations: it’s virtually impossible to plan anything unless you can rely on things behaving within bounds.

It all starts to go pear-shaped when we confuse the two, however; when our expectations become unrealistic and unreasonable.  So much in the modern world entices us down this path: RomComs and ChickLit show women how romance works; porn shows blokes the correct shape for a woman and how their nuptials should be; advertisers sell life-styles that no-one can afford; politicians promise peace, prosperity and happiness for all.  You can almost taste the disappointment, anti-climax and unhappiness!

People will never be perfect.  Maybe, if our expectations are realistic, we can be content instead.

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Chuffed

20 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in Humour, joke, Life, Musings, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 13 Comments

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humour, joke, life, musings, thoughts

A bloke I knew longed to be knocked over by steam train.
When it eventually happened he was chuffed to bits.

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Photo

20 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, expression, glamour, image, Life, model, Musings, photography, pose, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized

≈ 12 Comments

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beauty, glamour, life, musings, photography, sex, thoughts

I was bimbling around the internet, as I am wont to do, and I came across this picture. I don’t know who she is or why she was posing so. Something about her or her expression spoke to me. I thought I’d share it with you.

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