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A bus driver is taking an old folks’ club on their annual outing to the seaside. About ten miles into the journey, he gets a tap on the shoulder from one of the old biddies and she pours a handful of peanuts into his palm. The driver is very fond of peanuts and happily munches away at them. Ten miles further on and he’s treated to another handful. All seems well but his curiosity is aroused. So when they stop at the services for a comfort break he asks
“Why do you keep giving me the peanuts?”
“We can’t eat them: we don’t have the teeth” comes the reply.
“Well, why do you buy them in the first place?” asks the driver.
“‘Cos we like the chocolate coating.”