Tom, Dick and Harry: three brothers, all farm workers, all built like brick sheds, all with enormous feet. Tom and Harry take a size 14, but Dick’s feet are a massive size 18!
They had a flutter on the national lottery and won a million pounds. So, having never left the county before, decided to book a holiday in Spain.
First night on the Costa Brava, they’re into the first night club they come to. Tom and Harry immediately set about chatting up two Spanish lasses, whilst Harry gets out his phrase book and tries to order some beer at the bar.
Although Tom and Harry are good looking lads of agricultural proportions, their dancing skills leave something to be desired. The Spanish girls are taking a bit of a kicking. One of them shouts over the blare of the disco at Harry “Your feet are so big!”
Harry shouts back “If you think they’re big, you should see the size of our Dick’s!”
Tom, Dick and Harry
19 Wednesday Sep 2012
Posted in chat-up lines, feet, friends, Humour, joke, Uncategorized
Ha! Kinda thought it would go there!
It’s an old joke but worthy of resurection, I thought.
LOL punny!
I’m telling you, this is when you shine.
Thanks Susannah.
how did i know it was going there…lol
*snerk*
Thanks Ileandra
Thank goodness it isn’t so in real life… Used to have a landlord by the name of Dick. I guess I’m a dirty old lady because I could never look him straight in the eye when I addresses humbly name.
It’s better than being called Justin!
Thank goodness it isn’t so in real life…
Used to have a landlord by the name of Dick. I guess my mind’s in the gutter because I could never look him straight in the eye when I addresses him by name.
Ha ha ha Rob, dunno where you get your jokes, but they are awesome.. Thanks for the laughs…
I know hundreds of jokes, all of them very old. I think some of them are good enough to relaunch. Thanks for your feedback Maureen.