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Monthly Archives: January 2013

Size Is Everything

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Posted by Rob in casting, Competition, economics, mold, Uncategorized, Work, Writing

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bellMore bells for the Inkwells (poetry’s not my strong suit)

“We scrap seven out of every eight bells we make.” An uneasy hush fell over the boardroom. Arthur scanned around the worried faces. He had their attention now. “This is costing us a small fortune. We have to find a way to make each bell right first time, or this company is going under.”
Derek, the purchasing manager, spluttered into life. “But we’ve been round this loop umpteen times Arthur. We can’t afford the new molds we need to solve the problem of casting surface finish. It’s poor surface finish that makes them go scrap: well, the majority of them anyway.”
Mike, production manager, grunted an agreement.
Arthur fought to control his temper “We cannot just accept this situation. If we don’t come up with a solution, we’re finished. This company has been founding bells in this town for two hundred and seventy years. We have to find a way to keep us going until we can fund the new moulds.”
“Can’t we borrow the money for the molds?” asked Mike without any conviction.
Tim, accounts manager, chipped in “Come on Mike, you know we’re stretched to the limit. The bank is twitchy enough already. They won’t let us take on any more debt.”
Arthur clenched his fists, then forced himself to relax. “Right, enough of this. I don’t know what any of you planned to do for the remainder of this week but, whatever it was, forget it. Go and find a solution for this problem. Surf the net, ask your granny, spy on another foundry, I don’t care but I don’t want to see any of you again until we have a solution we can work with. Now, go to it.”

Two days later, Arthur was at his desk and nearing despair. The management team had done a lot of scurrying but no-one had offered any useful ideas. He suspected the scurrying was more associated with looking for alternative employment than answers to quality problems.

Arthur heard a little tap at his door. “Come!” he barked. Sally Atkins, their only remaining apprentice, poked her head around the door. “I’m sorry Mr. Taylor, could you spare me a moment, please? I can come back later if…”
“No Sally, come on in and sit down. What can I do for you? How’s your granddad?”
“He’s fine Mr. Taylor, thank you: enjoying his retirement but still reminiscing every day about his years making bells here.”
“So, what’s up?”
“I’ve been thinking about this problem with the molds. I thought of a way of doing it. I know it’s not perfect but I think it might just do as a temporary fix.”
“OK” said Arthur, dubiously. “Have you asked Mike Donaldson about it?”
“Yes, I told him but he said I was being stupid. But I’m sure it can work.”
“Mike’s been making bells here for thirty years.”
“Yes, I know that: he was my granddad’s apprentice.”
Arthur had to laugh at that. “OK, so what’s your idea?”
“We make twenty-eight different sizes of bells. The molds are matched: inners and outers. If we use the correct size outer but a size smaller inner, we will cast a bell with a much thicker wall. It will mean a lot more machining to get them down to the correct size but we’re bound to remove any surface defects in the process.”
“Good grief, that’s brilliant. Sally, that’s just perfect. It’s so simple yet absolutely effective. Thank you, thank you so much. Why didn’t we think of that? You’re so clever. God, I could kiss you right now. Come on: we’ll go and explain it to Mike and get him started.”

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Kiss Kaleidos

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Posted by Rob in Blog, culture, Sex, Uncategorized, Writing

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coupleRanin has launched Kiss Kaleidos and is looking for contributors. Would you like to share your erotic writings, fantasies and confessions anonymously?

http://kisskaleidos.wordpress.com/

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Brothers

16 Wednesday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in Competition, Fear, secret society, threat, Uncategorized, Writing

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I wrote another piece for The Inkwell’s Half-hour Challenge under the theme “Bells”.

bell“Ah, Mr. Probert?”  Dave’s sixth sense had kicked in the moment the ‘phone rang and the unctuous voice on the line did nothing to dispel his trepidation.

“Yes, this is Dave Probert.  Who am I speaking to, please?”

“You don’t know me Mr. Probert.  It’s best for all concerned if we leave it that way.  Let’s just say I’m a friend of a friend or friends.  You may call me Mr. Bell.  I am of your brotherhood.  I have a favour to ask of you for a brother in need.”

Dave was trying to think fast but going around in circles.  The Brothers Of The Bell had helped his son Kevin with a string of bad debts, when Kev’s plumbing business looked to be going under for want of cash-flow.  It had seemed mysterious at the time: no names, no faces, just anonymous voices on phones.  But the people who owed Kev money had paid up P.D.Q., even those who seemed to have no money to pay.

Dave was aware all was silent.  Mr. Bell was waiting a reply.

“What can I do for you, Mr. Bell?”

“You are employed as an Evidential Exhibits Officer at Lincoln Crown Court.”

Dave stiffened with dreadful anticipation. “I am.”

“The case of The Crown versus Landy is to be heard there next week.  You will loose the CPS’s exhibits for this case before the trial commences.”

“I can’t do that.  I’d get caught.  Everyone would know it was me.  It’s such a high profile case: it’s been in all the papers.  Everyone knows that Landy is guilty.  His fingerprints are on the knife and the victim’s blood is on Landy’s clothing.”

“I am not asking you for a legal assessment Mr. Probert.  I am calling in the debt you owe to the Brotherhood.  We did not ask any questions when you requested our help with your son’s cash-flow embarrassment and we don’t intend to offer any answers to you now.  You only need know that your brother is in need and that you are in a position to help.  We expect your help, Mr. Probert.”

“But that’s completely different.  Kevin had done nothing wrong.  He was owed that money fair and square for work he had done in good faith.  Landy is a cold-blooded murderer and gangster.  He deserves everything he gets.”

Mr. Bell barked an interruption “Mr. Probert!” then reverted to the quiet calm “None of that is your concern.  You need only do as the Brotherhood has requested: nothing more, nothing less.”

Dave was scared but angry too “I won’t do it.”

There was a pause, then slowly Mr. Bell said “You should not say that, Mr. Probert.  I find your attitude most disappointing.  It displays an unprecedented lack of gratitude for our efforts on your son’s behalf.  It also shows a breathtaking lack of understanding.  Do you imagine that your son’s debtors paid him willingly?  No, Mr. Probert: they paid him because we knew how to ask.  The Brothers Of The Bell ask in ways that people find very persuasive.”

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Women’s Rights

15 Tuesday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in chicken, fox, freedom, Religion, Sex, Uncategorized, women

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foxAsking the world’s great religions to support women’s sexual emancipation is rather like asking a fox to support your chickens.

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Feed the Chickens

14 Monday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in dog, happy, image, mad, pets, photography, Uncategorized, Weather, Wife

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Smudge in snow 14Jan2013The chickens need regular feeding to keep warm in bad weather. Maeve took the opportunity to photograph Smudge. The problem is that the snow is so exciting that she feels compelled to dash about like a complete eejit (Smudge that is, not Maeve), making portraiture impossible.

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Feminism

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Posted by Rob in death, Fear, happy, Love, murder, rape, relationships, Respect, Sex, Uncategorized

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Rape+victimsThere has been a lot of discussion of feminist issues on various social media, following the brutal rape and murder of Nirbhaya. Most of the outcry is emotional, necessary and laudable.  Predictably, there is a small minority seeking to blame the victims for the problem: skirts too short, drinking alcohol, not chaperoned, &c.  Thankfully, the vermin spouting these lies are relatively rare (albeit not quite rare enough).

What I also detect is a worrying undercurrent that seems to suggest that feminist ideas and ideals are pro-woman but anti-man.  I believe this is fundamentally flawed.  I am proud to declare that I am a feminist.  I absolutely believe that equality of opportunity is in the best interests of both sexes.

In my experience, women who are respected, supported and feel safe, are more likely to be happy.  Women who are happy, keep men happy.  I don’t know of any other way that works.

So, it follows, that feminism is in the best interests of even the most selfish man, and all the rest of us too.

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Popular

11 Friday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in Blog, readers, Uncategorized, Writing

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BLOGI’ve not been blogging much recently. I’ve been tied up with an elusive plasterer over Christmas and I’ve not had internet access at home. My views per day score has been bumbling along at around the fifty mark for weeks. This is not something that troubles me much: my motivation for blogging has little to do with popularity.
Yesterday, for reasons that I cannot fathom, 182 people viewed this blog. I’m intrigued to know why. I produced a short piece called “Here and Now” for The Inkwell’s Half-hour Challenge, much as I do every month. Nothing seems to have changed except the number of visitors.

Does anyone have a theory to offer?

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Here and Now

10 Thursday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in Babies, burial, Competition, death, Fiction, Life, Uncategorized, Writing

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The Inkwell’s monthly “Half-hour Challenge” competition, themed “Bells” for January.

GraveyardWhat you can see or can’t see depends upon where your eyes are and which way they’re pointing; the light; and what’s in the way. I can see a hand. I think it’s mine, though I can’t seem to prompt any movement. The hand is lying on a patch of vertical lawn. No, maybe horizontal lawn, viewed from equally horizontal head. Beyond the lawn is a huge yew tree; behind that, a graveyard and a church. A bell is ringing, slow and sonorous, like a death march. “Dong” he says: walk this way. Again “dong”: slow and sober, but not distracted or deviated, please. “Dong”: inevitability is overwhelming. “Dong”: the birds twitter on regardless.
It’s a sunny day. I can feel the warmth on my back. A shiny black fly burbles and bumbles around the gravestones, busy and blissfully unaware. Dandelion seeds drift by me, riding the warm breeze.
Everything is here and now. Life goes on apace. Bodies lie in their graves but don’t complain. Babies are born and complain about everything. Children grow and learn their lot. The bell tolls for another who shakes off the mantle of time and returns to the earth.

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Rip

07 Monday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in accident, Competition, Fiction, health, Love, relationships, Sex, Uncategorized, virgin, Writing

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Couple SilhouetteMy third offering for The Inkwell’s Half-hour Challenge for January, against the theme “Bells”.

Gordon Besford carried his virginity like a millstone. The swinging sixties and sexual liberation were long ago and, at eighteen year of age, he felt cheated. His mates boasted of regular sexual encounters, though they were conspicuously short on detail. Meanwhile, all the women of his age that he knew gave the impression that they were virgins. Something didn’t add up.
His ex-girlfriends had been a big disappointment. Only Jennifer had even permitted him to play with her breasts and that was the absolute limit she set on their intimacy.
Sally was Gordon’s latest girlfriend of three months and, at long last, matters sexual seemed to be on the up. Gordon really liked Sally. She was pretty and sensible; displayed little of the childish regression that his previous girls had hidden behind. He genuinely enjoyed Sally’s company and conversation but, most of all, he lusted after her body.
Sally had initiated French kissing on their second date. He was thrilled and encouraged by this show of independence and reciprocated desire. Gordon felt that Sally would take him all the way, provided he let her set the pace. So he suppressed his urges and went with the flow.
After four weeks, their meetings settled into a pattern: they were together at her parents house most evenings, usually kicking around in the lounge or kitchen. But every Saturday night, her parents went to the local pub from eight to eleven, and Sally wasted no time in leading him to her bedroom.
He liked the way she gave him clear instruction as to which parts of her were on or off limits by guiding his hands, groaning with pleasure at his touch, but tapping his wrist if he wandered too far, as they kissed. Most of all he liked the way the on limit grew a little larger every Saturday night.
By Bonfire Night, they were both naked except for their knickers. Genitals were still out of bounds but Gordon felt things were moving apace and it was only a matter of time. On the second Saturday of December he decided, albeit with some trepidation, to try using Sally’s tactic, took her right hand from behind his neck and guided into his knickers. He expected resistance or, at the very least, some reciprocal trepidation on Sally’s part. Instead she eagerly sought out his erection, began to massage gently whilst purring in his ear, as though she had been waiting for the invitation. Gordon was so bowled over by this affirmation from Sally that he was moved to tears.
The following Saturday, Gordon could sense the impatience and expectation in the air as they waited for Sally’s parents to get ready and leave. The very moment the door clicked shut behind them, they dashed up the stairs, giggling with excitement and tearing off clothing on route. Gordon was slightly alarmed when Sally pushed him back on her bed, leapt on top of him, her hand immediately seeking his cock as she snogged him hungrily. Still she would not permit his hand inside her knickers but grunted and panted as he fiddled with her clit through the sodden cotton.
The fourth Saturday was Christmas Eve and her parents stayed in. Gordon couldn’t cope with being with Sally yet unable to play with her, so he went home early. They met again on Christmas day to exchange presents. As they parted, Sally whispered in Gordon’s ear “They’re going out tomorrow afternoon”.
Her parents had already left when she opened the door to him.
“Hello” he said.
“Fuck hello” she barked “get upstairs and get your knickers off!”
He obeyed at a gallop. This time, she too was naked as she jumped on top of him. Is today the day he wondered. But no, their activities were much the same as nine days previously, albeit with the added excitement of full nudity. He enjoyed what they did together and felt closer to Sally than ever before but still worried that she held so much in reserve and winced when he thought he still carried the label “virgin”. She recognised that he was brooding as they parted.
“You want to go all the way, don’t you?” she asked as she was dressing.
He was surprised at the question, first because of her directness but also because he thought the answer was obvious.
“Oh, yes Sally” he pleaded.
“Mum and Dad are going to a party on New Year’s Eve. We’ll do it then.”
“God, yes, do you mean it? Don’t tease me. Are you serious?”
“Yes, it’s time. I want you.”
The next five days dragged interminably. Gordon could not think of anything else but their planned sexual encounter. His excitement was palpable but also he was fearful. Could he perform to Sally’s satisfaction? Her confidence scared him. Was she really a virgin?
New Year’s Eve found Gordon in a state of acute agitation and near exhaustion. He’d spent the previous day and all night worrying about Sally and whether he would measure up to her expectations. He’d had no sleep and felt like he had a cold coming on. He spent the day trying to find something to distract him but nothing seemed to help. By the time he presented himself at Sally’s house at eight-thirty, he looked like death warmed over.
“God, what happened to you?” was Sally’s greeting.
“I’m just a bit tired” he replied.
“Do you still want to do it?”
“Yes, of course I do” he lied.
“Look, it’s no big deal. If you’re not feeling up to it, we can take it easy and try another time.”
“No, I really want you. Please don’t make me wait.”
“O.K. come on then.”
They stripped, she pushed him back onto her bed and they started kissing and heavy petting, as before. Gordon started to relax a little and enjoy the stimulation.
Sally broke off kissing and panted into his ear “I’ll go on top the first time”.
She straddled his hips and guided his penis to her vulva as she sat back. He felt her warm and wet against his throbbing penis. This is it he thought and his every muscle stiffened involuntarily in anticipation. He was trembling with excitement. She still held his shaft tightly in her hand and started to rock back and forth. He expected to slide into her but instead he felt his cock being crushed, harder and harder as she pushed down upon him. Sally grimaced with pain but kept to her task, pressing down harder whilst manoeuvring his cock with her hand. Still he felt he was not inside her and, worse still, because of the mauling his penis was taking, thought he could not avoid orgasm for much longer. Then, in an instant, he was inside her and coming, but also squealing and writhing in agony. Sally climbed off him and turned to inspect the damage. Gordon’s frenulum, the tie between foreskin and glans (bell-end) had ripped open and was oozing blood into the stream of semen flowing from the tip. Gordon sobbed.

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Premature

05 Saturday Jan 2013

Posted by Rob in burial, Competition, death, Uncategorized, Writing

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Another entry for January’s Half-hour Challenge on The Inkwell, under the theme “Bells”.

In the days before medical science understood brain-death, the prospect of finding oneself interred alive was very real. Of course, it is impossible to estimate the numbers who met this unpleasant end. Physicians continued with impunity in the knowledge that any death certificate mistakes were well buried. The phrase “saved by the bell” alludes not to pugilistic exploit, as many imagine, but to the erstwhile practice of installing bell mechanisms within coffins to permit premature interees to summon assistance. The relationship of trust that must have existed between undertakers, sextons and their customers intrigues me. Imagine your emotional state if you woke from a coma, in a coffin already buried, heaved a sigh of relief that you paid your undertaker to arrange a bell, then discovered that the sexton had neglected to connect the linkages necessary to make your bell ring. Now, what was plan B?

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