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Category Archives: Dress

Trousers

17 Monday Sep 2012

Posted by Rob in Dress, Humour, joke, Uncategorized

≈ 16 Comments

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humour, joke, life, musings, thoughts

Q. How do you make the trousers on a suit last?
A. Easy: make the jacket first.

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Tartan

15 Saturday Sep 2012

Posted by Rob in Dress, Humour, joke, Marriage, Scot, tartan, Uncategorized, Wedding, Wife

≈ 8 Comments

Tags

humour, joke, life, marriage, musings, thoughts

 

1st Scot: I’m getting married at the weekend.
2nd Scot: Oh aye. What’ll you be wearing?
1st Scot: Kilt, sporran: the works.
2nd Scot: That’s grand. What’s your tartan?

1st Scot: Och, I think she’s wearing white.

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