Tom, Dick and Harry: three brothers, all farm workers, all built like brick sheds, all with enormous feet. Tom and Harry take a size 14, but Dick’s feet are a massive size 18!
They had a flutter on the national lottery and won a million pounds. So, having never left the county before, decided to book a holiday in Spain.
First night on the Costa Brava, they’re into the first night club they come to. Tom and Harry immediately set about chatting up two Spanish lasses, whilst Harry gets out his phrase book and tries to order some beer at the bar.
Although Tom and Harry are good looking lads of agricultural proportions, their dancing skills leave something to be desired. The Spanish girls are taking a bit of a kicking. One of them shouts over the blare of the disco at Harry “Your feet are so big!”
Harry shouts back “If you think they’re big, you should see the size of our Dick’s!”
Tom, Dick and Harry
19 Wednesday Sep 2012
Posted in chat-up lines, feet, friends, Humour, joke, Uncategorized
