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Most Romantic Words

30 Wednesday May 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, Humour, joke, language, Life, Musings, poetry, relationships, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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humour, joke, life, love, musings, thoughts

The most romantic words ever written in the English language (IMHO) may be found in Edward Lear’s The Owl and the Pussycat (1871).

‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

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Gratify

20 Friday Apr 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, Life, Musings, poetry, relationships, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Writing

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life, love, musings, sex, thoughts, writing

When I’m tuned to the magnificent tawdriness
And feline grace, sincere, saturated, symphony
Is prehensile with demonic arousal
When the inexorable drift is palpable
Velvet touch exerts an essence of decision
Every evoked image is a looking glass
Saturated and implacable, a grasping suite
For fetishstic convalescence
Then come to me
Bring embrocation and calm.

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Poignant

23 Friday Mar 2012

Posted by Rob in Musings, peace, poetry, Thoughts, Uncategorized, war, Writing

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life, musings, poetry, politics, thoughts

I don’t know a soul who’s not been battered,
Don’t have a friend who feels at ease.
Don’t know a dream that’s not been shattered,
Or driven to it’s knees.
But it’s all right, all right,
We’ve lived so well so long,
Still, when I think of the road we’re traveling on,
I wonder what went wrong.
- words by Paul Simon American Tune c.1973

Challenge

21 Wednesday Mar 2012

Posted by Rob in Musings, poetry, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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insight, life, musings, path, thoughts

Never avoid the thought that stings,
Catch it full force and use the power,
Challenge yourself and everyone gains,
Find a new path to real insight.

Mouth

13 Tuesday Mar 2012

Posted by Rob in beauty, Life, Musings, poetry, relationships, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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life, love, musings, oral, relationships, sex, thoughts

Don’t tell me
What you can’t do
Show me
What you can do

Lewis Caroll – Was He A Prophet?

13 Tuesday Mar 2012

Posted by Rob in Life, Musings, poetry, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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life, musings, thoughts, walrus, writing

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing-wax,
Of cabbages, and kings,
And why the sea is boiling hot,
And whether pigs have wings”

Crumbs

09 Thursday Feb 2012

Posted by Rob in Humour, joke, Marriage, poetry, relationships, Sex, Thoughts, Uncategorized

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bed, humour, joke, life, poetry, relationships, sex, thoughts

Crumbs in my bed,
Crumbs in my bed,
I’d rather have you but instead,
I’ve got crumbs in my bed!

Why won’t you?

03 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Rob in Dating, Musings, poetry, relationships, Sex, Uncategorized

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dating, life, love, musings, sex, sex 2, thoughts

I like sex,
I like everything about it,
I really get into the foreplay,
That gentle but insistent, building within,
The giving and receiving,
That ever present question,
Who’s doing what next?
Tingle and buzz within me,
Excitement more than I can contain,
Anticipation and fulfilment,
Fulfilment and contentment.

You like sex,
You love the attention,
You feel wanted and valued,
Wooed and pampered,
Controlled and controlling,
In charge, yet possessed,
Urgently seeking,
Release in your inner being.

I have good teeth,
I have strong hair,
I’m not fat or ugly,
I’m clean and healthy,
I’m reasonably fit and toned,
I stand 6’-4” tall.
I have long supple,
Sensitive, guitarist’s fingers.
And huge feet!

I’m not a selfish lover,
I’ll do all I can,
To help you find,
That special place,
I want you to be happy,
Can’t you feel,
The need in me?

You’re going to,
Turn me down.
Why?

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