Tartan 15 Saturday Sep 2012 Posted by Rob in Dress, Humour, joke, Marriage, Scot, tartan, Uncategorized, Wedding, Wife ≈ 8 Comments Tagshumour, joke, life, marriage, musings, thoughts 1st Scot: I’m getting married at the weekend. 2nd Scot: Oh aye. What’ll you be wearing? 1st Scot: Kilt, sporran: the works. 2nd Scot: That’s grand. What’s your tartan? 1st Scot: Och, I think she’s wearing white. 53.182107 -0.610692