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		<title>Wee Small Hours Of The Morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a state between awake and asleep that can be so enlightening: sometimes wonderful, at other times quite scary, &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/wee-small-hours-of-the-morning/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2478&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/wee-small-hours-of-the-morning/moto_guzzi_850_le_mans/" rel="attachment wp-att-2485"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2485" alt="moto_guzzi_850_le_mans" src="http://wobsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/moto_guzzi_850_le_mans.jpg?w=300&#038;h=201" width="300" height="201" /></a>There is a state between awake and asleep that can be so enlightening: sometimes wonderful, at other times quite scary, cast adrift on the choppy sea of my imagination. I drank too much rosé at wine circle last night and woke up at dawn (circa 0430) with a bulging bladder. Some time between snuggling back into bed on return from the bathroom and when I eventually arose to make Maeve&#8217;s coffee at 0615, I borrowed a pair of my ex-boss&#8217;s trousers and bought a large motorcycle (it may have been a Guzzi Le Mans but I&#8217;m not sure). Thereafter, I took up panning for gold in North Wales. It&#8217;s a lot to cope with before breakfast.</p>
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		<title>Springhead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maeve organised a trip for the Wine Circle to Springhead Brewery, Laneham, North Nottinghamshire (http://www.springhead.co.uk/) We had a fantastic time: &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/springhead/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2472&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/springhead/springhead/" rel="attachment wp-att-2480"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2480" alt="springhead" src="http://wobsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/springhead.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" width="300" height="225" /></a>Maeve organised a trip for the Wine Circle to Springhead Brewery, Laneham, North Nottinghamshire (<a href="http://www.springhead.co.uk/">http://www.springhead.co.uk/</a>)<br />
We had a fantastic time: good food, interesting tour, marvellous beers. I commend a visit to any who have not been. I think that, if I live a good life, Springhead might be where they send me when I die.</p>
<p>My only negative observation is that they&#8217;re far better brewers than photographers.</p>
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		<title>Penny-farthing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 10:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If someone says &#8220;Do you want a go?&#8221; you have to say &#8220;Yes&#8221; don&#8217;t you? The trick to mounting a &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/penny-farthing/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2465&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=2473" rel="attachment wp-att-2473"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2473" alt="penny-farthing" src="http://wobsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/penny-farthing.jpg?w=222&#038;h=300" width="222" height="300" /></a>If someone says &#8220;Do you want a go?&#8221; you have to say &#8220;Yes&#8221; don&#8217;t you? The trick to mounting a penny-farthing (I think) is to instill sufficient momentum by scooting, before climbing the steps built into the frame up to the saddle, and starting to pedal. If you don&#8217;t have momentum, staying atop the machine is entirely dependent on balance. The saddle is around five feet off the ground, which may not sound much, but it seemed a long way to fall. Luckily, the concrete was there to catch me.</p>
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		<title>Poker</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 10:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Inkwell&#8217;s Half-hour Challenge theme for May is &#8220;Home&#8221; Barry can feel another argument is upon him. He takes a &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/08/poker/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2457&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Barry can feel another argument is upon him. He takes a deep breath and adopts his &#8220;calm and reasonable&#8221; persona.<br />
&#8220;I haven&#8217;t spent any time with the lads for months. Why would you object to us having a poker night?&#8221; He&#8217;s worried this sounds a bit whiney.<br />
Karen spreads more mascara and tears across her cheek, and supresses a sob.<br />
&#8220;I don&#8217;t object to you spending time with your mates but you don&#8217;t need to be gambling.&#8221;<br />
He can see she has calmed down a little but is still unsure of his ground.<br />
&#8220;You like a flutter on the lottery. What&#8217;s the difference?&#8221;<br />
Woof! It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s lit the blue touch paper. Immediately, she is ranting again; her face twisted, like she&#8217;s in pain and jabbing her finger at him.<br />
&#8220;I don&#8217;t invite a bunch of drunks here when I buy a lottery ticket, do I? Are you fucking stupid or what?&#8221; She&#8217;s glaring at him; challenging him; daring him to argue some more. But Barry still doesn&#8217;t understand.<br />
&#8220;So it&#8217;s not the gambling you object to?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No&#8221; she barks.<br />
&#8220;Well, I know you like Kev and Andy. You&#8217;re happy enough in their company in the pub on a Friday night. And Micky&#8217;s alright: you&#8217;re OK with Micky aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;<br />
Karen gives one of her pained sighs that&#8217;s supposed to tell him that he&#8217;s an utter moron, bereft of all reasoning power. She takes on the long-suffering parent tone.<br />
&#8220;It&#8217;s not for me to choose your drinking mates. For what it&#8217;s worth, I have no problem with any of them: I think they&#8217;re a good bunch of lads.&#8221; Barry is even more confused. Is she being deliberately obtuse? What on earth is she getting at? He tries one more time.<br />
&#8220;Well, what is the problem then?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Do I need to draw you a picture or something?&#8221; she sneers, sarcasticly &#8220;I don&#8217;t want them here. This is my home. This is where I shut the world out. This is where I feel safe. I need a haven from all the crap out there. If you want to play poker, then piss off down the pub.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Folklore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t waste much time on ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night.  I get frustrated &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/folklore/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2451&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/folklore/arthur/" rel="attachment wp-att-2460"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2460" alt="arthur" src="http://wobsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/arthur.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" width="300" height="225" /></a>I don&#8217;t waste much time on ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night.  I get frustrated with those at the Inkwell (Creative Writing Forum) who seem to only write fantasy.  It seems any piece I open currently has to contain a vampire or zombie.  I have opined this to be laziness on the part of the author(s); ducking the need to make anything real or believable.</p>
<p>I have no belief in anything religious or metaphysical.  My regular readers will know, there are several starkly atheistic posts within this blog.</p>
<p>Folklore is not a subject that has challenged my mind much.  It has occurred to me however, over the last week or so, that this is a blinkered approach.  Britain has a rich and varied folklore, inherited over thousands of years, that informs our national character and outlook.  I doubt King Arthur or Robin Hood ever took breath, but I know their tales like the back of my hand, and so, I&#8217;d wager, do my peers.  That&#8217;s a bond of sorts.</p>
<p>I rarely find cause for pride in &#8220;Britain&#8217;s&#8221; activities in the world, but I still have a kinship with my fellow countrymen.  I will not be chasing faeries down the garden any time soon, but I have to accept that faeries form part of our history, albeit imagined history.  And maybe, that is it imagined, doesn&#8217;t really matter anyway.  The important distiction is that sufficient of our forebears felt the need to pass this material on to the next generation and so it lives with us.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 10:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Inkwell&#8217;s Half-hour Challenge for May; theme is &#8220;Home&#8221;. Anyone can tell when Arthur Collard is feeling pleased with himself.  &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/feud/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2446&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">Anyone can tell when Arthur Collard is feeling pleased with himself.  His whole demeanour changes, from the springiness his gait acquires, the foolish grin contorting his craggy face, to the flamboyant arm gestures.  I know he&#8217;s been under a cloud of late, so this is a most welcome change.  Arthur&#8217;s job, as foreman of our spares warehouse, has been blighted by his ongoing dispute with one of his charge-hands, Timmy Daniels.  Calling it a &#8220;dispute&#8221; is rather misleading: &#8220;feud&#8221; or &#8220;vendetta&#8221; might be closer.  Arthur and Tim hate each other with a passion.  Neither can resist any opportunity to insult, wind up, undermine, mock or belittle the other.  Facts, priorities, business considerations are abandoned, in favour of polarised opinions: most unhealthy.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">Last week, the Supply Chain Director, Arthur&#8217;s boss, saw this &#8220;personality clash&#8221; was undermining performance and resolved to transfer one or both of them out of the spares warehouse.  I know Arthur will not be content with an &#8220;agree to differ&#8221; resolution and wants to see Timmy beaten, disciplined, sacked or worse.  I&#8217;m guessing, from Arthur&#8217;s happy smile, that he&#8217;s got a &#8220;result&#8221;.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;Morning Arthur, how&#8217;s it going?&#8221;  Immediately, he&#8217;s conspiritally close and chuckling as he tells me &#8220;I&#8217;ve got the bastard at last.  I intercepted a memo Tim sent to HR about his transfer.  He said he would happily move to any warehouse except the old raw materials store out in Cumberstone.&#8221;  Now Arthur is laughing so hard he can hardly speak  &#8220;I&#8217;ve fixed it.  Cumberstone is where they&#8217;re going to send him.  The transfer is fixed and no-one can change it now&#8221;.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;Oh Arthur, you didn&#8217;t fall for that?&#8221;  The laughter is gone, his face has fallen like a ton of bricks.</span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;</span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;Timmy lives in Cumberstone, drinks in Cumberstone, spends his life in Cumberstone.  He&#8217;s been trying to wangle a transfer there for decades.  You&#8217;ve played right into his hands.&#8221;</span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;But the memo&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; he whines.</span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:small;">&#8220;I think maybe he planted that for you to find.  All you&#8217;ve done is send him home.&#8221;</span></div>
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		<title>Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I posted this picture because I liked it. I don&#8217;t feel the need to offer any more explanation than that.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2443&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PACT</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I shall be off site, for the next two days, watching a &#8220;Project Acceleration by Coaching and Teamwork&#8221; (PACT) workshop unfold.  &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/pact/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2437&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A delicate subject. If you got shit on any part of your body other than your hole, would you be &#8230;<p><a href="http://wobsy.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/shit/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wobsy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26088021&#038;post=2431&#038;subd=wobsy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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If you got shit on any part of your body other than your hole, would you be content with toilet tissue to clean it off? I certainly wouldn&#8217;t be. So why is it deemed acceptable for your hole? I don&#8217;t think toilet tissue is &#8220;fit for purpose&#8221;. I carry wet-wipes. Other people seem to think this is weird behaviour on my part. What do you think?</p>
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		<title>My Colleagues</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 09:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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