A man in a sparkly suit, with a Jack Russell on a lead, presents himself at the office of a theatrical agent “I’m Marvello and this is Charlie, my fantastic talking dog act!” he exclaims, with great gusto.
The agent, supressing a sigh, say “OK, let’s see it”
Whereupon, Marvello turns and gives Charlie an almighty kick “How does that feel, Charlie?”
“Ruff” says Charlie.
“Don’t say another word” screams the agent “Get out. Don’t even think about coming back. Get out now!”.
Charlie and Marvello turn and trudge out of the door.
Outside on the pavement, Charlie looks up at Marvello and says “That didn’t go well, did it?”