A man dashes into Hotel reception, in his pajamas, in a terrible state of agitation and shouts at the manager.
“My wife is trying to kill herself. She’s trying to throw herself out of our hotel room window. You’ve got to help me.”
The manager tries to appear sympathetic but calmly answers “I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do, sir. That’s not a hotel matter; that’s a personal matter.”
“No, you don’t understand: it’s a maintenance matter.” yells the man “I can’t get the window to open!”